anthonygherkins:

when you see a map or a family tree at the front of a novel you know that shit is gonna get complicated

guineapigshame:

harvincy:

I was in the bathroom, which is right next to the office, and I heard my guinea pig Fenris lose his shit. I’ve NEVER heard him wheek the way he was before for anything. I freak out and run in the office and there’s a guy trying to get in through the window. Fenris was basically bobbing his head towards the window and wheeking like crazy.

I should mention that I wouldn’t have gone in the office again til tomorrow morning, so the bastard could’ve just snuck in and waited if Fenris hadn’t gone off.

Guys I have a fucking guard guinea.

This isn’t shame at all!

Guard guineas for the win!

kawaiipeculier:

excuse me officer, but i believe i have the constitutional right

TO BEAR ARMS

psych-facts:

Source 1 

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cosplay-help:

cosfluff101:

portlybibliophile:

livebetterr:

How to make your own dress form

HOLY SHIT, ATTENTION ALL COSPLAYERS.c

oh, hey, we didn’t have a tutorial last tuesday because I’m a dumb and I put this one to post on 4/23/2012 and tumblr didn’t know what I wanted. OOps.

The sound I made was inhuman.

jinnkuthekryptonianjedi:

I’m having a fruit salad for dinner. Well, it’s mostly grapes. Okay, it’s all grapes. Fermented grapes. I’m having wine for dinner.

wwhatevvah:

chainofaffection:

“Have you ever come across a homeless individual and felt totally uncomfortable?

You see them and you know they are in need, but you are not sure what to do. You know that handing them money is not the best thing. But, you also see that they clearly have some needs. Their lips are chapped. They are hungry. They are thirsty. They are asking for help.

How can you help?

Here is a simple idea - blessing bags.

This was such an easy project. We are now going to keep a few “Blessing Bags” in our car so that when we do happen to see someone on the streets who is homeless, we can hand them a Blessing Bag. I first learned of these bags from my friend, Julie. I am using the picture of her bags (see above) because the ones we took were taken in horrible lighting and turned out really grainy and hard to see what is inside of them.

If you’d like to make your own Blessing Bags, this is what you would need:

Gallon size Ziplock bags

items to go in the bags, such as:

chap stick

packages of tissues

toothbrush and toothpaste

comb

soap

trail mix

granola bars

crackers

pack of gum

band aids

mouthwash

coins (could be used to make a phone call, or purchase a food item)

hand wipes

you could also put in a warm pair of socks, and maybe a Starbucks gift card

Assemble all the items in the bags, and maybe throw in a note of encouragement. Seal the bags and stow in your car for a moment of providence.

This would be a great activity to do with some other families. Each family could bring one of the items going into the bags (ex: toothbrushes). Set up all the items around a table and walk around it with the ziplocks and fill the bags.”

http://kwavs.blogspot.com/2011/05/blessing-bags-how-to.html

JUST A HINT: do NOT use mint gum!! The mint will seep into the other food and such and even make the bag stink. Nothing is worse than eating stale mint flavored apple sauce. Learned this the hard way when   I had to use a 72 hour kit that had a pack of mint gum in it. Rad idea though!!!!

namiren:

“…trapped little creature”

stilesstillnski:

i literally say fuck so often i’m starting to think we need a new word that’s more offensive than fuck